and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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