just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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