Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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