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(303): View more from Colorado

After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."

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(626): View more from California

My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.

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(314): View more from Missouri

For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.

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(206): View more from Washington

AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!

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(631): View more from New York

its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Pillow talk?

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can't do it. no eye contact either.

(973): View more from New Jersey

Where have you been all my life

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(248): View more from Michigan

I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.

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