do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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