Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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