I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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