you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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