i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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