Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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