Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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