office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
