Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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