I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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