I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
