But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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