also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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