I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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