sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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