would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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