dude i'm inner monologue high
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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