yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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