Hey man sorry I got all grabby
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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