Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(763): View more from Minnesota

i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis

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(845): View more from New York

he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...

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(903): View more from Texas

I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes

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(540): View more from Virginia

i really wish james franco would like my vagina

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(256): View more from Alabama

hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by

(256): View more from Alabama

he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I love you but I don't want to see you naked.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.

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