hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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