i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Randomize
