what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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