He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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