just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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