he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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