why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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