I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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