great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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