Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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