somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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