Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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