Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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