This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Randomize
