Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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