Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
we're making bets on your personal life
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
my poor anus
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
