She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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