Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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