i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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