the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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