I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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