we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It was confusing and full of hummus
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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