so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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