I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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