I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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