So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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